Cancer Love: The Hard Reality
Humor follows. Cancer's hilarious. They're powerless. They make obscene remarks in mixed company. They don't care whether you hate it.
Cancers dance when their favorite music plays on an empty dance floor. They can't resist dancing. They can't deny it and don't care how they look.
They start dance floor parties. They enjoy those group dances—Electric Slide, Cha Cha Slide—no matter what.
Cancers are ancient. Women did their hair, nails, ironed clothes, and had kids in the forties and fifties. When men tilted their hats and lay their coats over puddles and went to war and returned to their families.
Such old-fashioned style makes them easily offended. If you say anything terrible or off-color to them, if they don't realize you're joking or think it's hilarious, they'll smile, nod, leave, and swear to never talk to you again.
They'll never admit to holding a grudge. If you wrong them, you're out of their inner circle. They may have a serious grin even if they hate you
Cancers have food and drink vices. Henry VIII exemplifies this (Cancer). Food and drink made him fat. He responded to wrongs like a Cancer.
Cancers are wiser. It's meant to help, but a Cancer will know what to do whether you want them to or not. They may be wrong, but they will tell you what to do.